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valentinovalentina:

HOW COME EVERY GUY UP ON THIS KIM KARDASHIAN GAME GOTTA TALK SHIT ABOUT MY OUTFITS LIKE YOUR NAME IS CLETUS SIT DOWN

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23:16pm + 2132

FUCK, MARRY, KILL. SEND ME 3 NAMES

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gorlt:

stereotypes against white people are not dangerous at all. no one is out here stopping and frisking you guys for liking starbucks and chipotle. meanwhile, black teenagers suspected of being “thugs” and “threats” are slain on sight so please calm the fuck down and learn how to take a joke

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sassysimba:

lights.

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my-name-is-long:

damittromney:

next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital

Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses.

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22:56pm + 121517

spankstyles:

if one direction did a kissing booth for charity we could end world hunger

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22:51pm + 76156
  • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINO GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS SWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE
22:44pm + 116470

ur birthday graphic was so 2000 and late but then again so am i!!!

feliz cumpleaños a mi persona favorita!!!!!

hiii so this really didn’t turn out how i wanted it to :/. i tried to make you a nicer graphic but i really can’t photoshop sooo i tried. happy birthday to the cock to my ant, my favourite samosa and the biggest harami i know!!! anYWAYS i can’t believe ur ass is 7teen now!!! we’re the same age now hyfr. literally we’ve had so many great memories together from summer 2k13 (yaser uncle would be proud of us!!) and I think you’re among some of the people i stuck with since then. anyways ur literally the greatest and one of the most beautiful people, even if i don’t tell you bc i’m being a piece of shit 800% of the time!!!!

i know i was supposed to write u neymar smut but my mom was hovering all day and like how uncomfy is that??? yeah i’ll write that for you soon but for now i’ll leave you with a playlist 

[[LISTEN HERE]]

((just listen to the first song it sums it all up!!!))

anyways i hope you have the greatest day/ year ever!!! keep doing u, and stay amazing. ily so so s so soso soo much!!!!!!!! (even though u bully me sometimes D:) okay byeeeeee

romangod:

somethingtolose-somethingtoprove:

romangod:

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See, this post isnt even funny. Its just a picture of one of the hemswhatever brothers smiling, and it has 19 notes. Because someone tumblr famous posted it. OMFG. Im tired of my quality shit not getting notes omfg. it needs to stahp ok. UGH. Then again, it could be an inside joke. BUT HOW DO 19 PEOPLE SHARE AN INSIDE JOKE THIS IS THE INTERNET.

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